The Online Community That Teaches Kids How To Get Sick And Skip School

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Social network VKontakte, known as Russia’s answer to Facebook, has a lot of weird communities. One of them, “How to skip school by being sick”, seems to be popular among teenagers in Russia. As the title implies, kids subscribe to post questions and help others on the ways how to skip school by being sick. There is no limit and the end of their fantasy and creativity. We would encourage to actually study for exams. It is less painful, than some of the tricks that these innovative advisers have to offer. Here are some screenshots with the questions.

"Guys, what if I will start banging my head on the wall.  Will I get a concussion?"

“Guys, what if I will start banging my head on the wall. Will I get a concussion?”

"Please tell me how to break my finger or a hand, ASAP. Please don't ignore."

“Please tell me how to break my finger or a hand, ASAP. Please don’t ignore.”

"I have a bruise. How do I fracture my bone?"

“I have a bruise. How do I fracture my bone?”

How to get sick quickly?

How to get sick quickly?

"How do I poison myself?"

“How do I poison myself?”

Thank you girls, I've managed to break my finger! Girls reply "How?!"

Thank you girls, I’ve managed to break my finger! Girls reply “How?!”

I broke my hand. Please make up a backstory for me, ASAP!

I broke my hand. Please make up a backstory for me, ASAP!

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