Stuff Russian Women Say To Their Significant Others

Russian women say same phrases over and over to their spouses or boyfriends. D3 community decided to collect commonly used phrases. As the result, the community immediately grew in number of submissions. Some of them are funny and some are sad, but they reflect the reality of living with an average Russian woman.

  • So, you are gonna drink that WHOLE bottle!
  • Wait a second, teach me how to use Photoshop before you leave.
  • Do you notice anything?
  • Forgot? But, you didn’t forget to buy your beer.
  • Do what you want.
  • Did you fell asleep on the toilet?
  • You’ve been drinking already this week.
  • Take this crap out of the hallway or I will throw it away.
  • When did you give me flowers last time?
  • Do you love me?
  • I have nothing to wear.
  • I accidentally bought a dress. Two of them, actually.
  • Of course you can go, if your friends are more important than me.
  • You forgot what DAY it is today.
  • Take garbage on your way out.
  • Say something.
  • You’ve been promising for a month to hang up that shelf.
  • I’m not going out: my hair is wet/dirty.
  • I didn’t say that.
  • I didn’t touch anything and then I put it back.
  • What are you thinking about?
  • I think you had enough for today.
  • I’m almost ready.
  • It’s there, where you left it.
  • You are not listening to me.
  • Are you sleeping?
  • Warm up my feet.
  • Eww, this is disgusting. Try it.
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